I love draft day. The reason you ask: It means that I won't have to listen to Mel Kiper and Todd McShay's ramble about their ever shifting draft boards which seem to vary by the direction that the wind is blowing and/or the relative fiber content of their previous day's meals until 2012.
First observation, does the NFL only allow fans with a body mass index greater than 35 into Radio City Music Hall? If they don't start the first round earlier in the future they are going to have to outfit the seats with CPAP machines.
On to the picks:
1. Carolina Panthers-Cam Newton- Auburn There are years that you want to pick first. Unfortunately for the Charlotte Kittens, this was not the year. Newton owes a debt of gratitude to Mike Vick's outstanding season for taking away the stigma of drafting an "athletic" QB (ie the Jamarcus effect) with the first selection. Cam Newton is the ultimate coin flip and perfectly emblematic of the imperfect science of drafting a QB and frankly if he is the best QB in this class I'm not buying ESPN's assertion that 2011 is the Year of the Quarterback. Cam Newton's father, Cecil, has reportedly requested $150,000 for Newton to play in Carolina next year. This makes him a steal relative to last year's number 1 pick Sam Bradford who signed for approximately $50 million guaranteed. Cam Newton reportedly knows nothing about this deal.
2. Denver Broncos- Von Miller- Texas A&M- Not a big surprise. Broncos needed an upgrade in their pass rush. Of note, Miller is the first LB selected in the first two picks of the draft since Lavar Arrington in 2000. I like to think that the pick occurred only after Pat Bowlen and Vice President of Football Operations John Elway realized that NFL draft rules did not allow for a filibuster that would prevent the 2011 season from occurring. Prior to OTAs, Denver is planning to have him report to a knife training course to minimize his risk of getting stabbed as this has become quite prevalent amongst current and former Broncos of late. The nice thing for Broncos fans is they have finally made a first round selection that may actually improve the team.
3. Buffalo Bills- Marcell Dareus- Alabama
4. Cincinnati Bengals- A.J. Green- Georgia- A nice addition to the Bengals offense although it raises the question of who is going to throw the ball to him. I've heard that Carson Palmer's nephew may be the starting QB next year. It definitely seems like inspired casting to bring the OG amateur jersey salesman to the state of Ohio. Perhaps Jim Tressel could serve as his personal mentor.
5. Arizona Cardinals- Patrick Peterson- LSU- The war room in Glendale gets a gold star for taking him instead of stretching for a QB. This pick could serve them well for a decade- ala Champ Bailey.
6. Atlanta Falcons- Julio Jones- Alabama- An expensive pick (Atlanta gives up a 1st, 2nd and 4th rounder this year and a 1st and 4th next year) but the Falcons move up 21 spots to snag one of the few offensive impact players in the draft. You could argue that 5 early round draft picks would be a lot to give up for Jerry Rice in his prime let alone an unproven college player. However, it should be exciting to watch Matt Ryan throwing the ball to Roddy White, Jones, and Tony Gonzalez (if he doesn't retire) but Atlanta may have to win some games by scoring 50+ points this year
7. San Francisco 49ers- Aldon Smith- Missouri- I can't say much about his game as I don't think he was 100% healthy against Nebraska (a game in which the Huskers dominated the edge in the 1st quarter). I do tip my hat to offensive-minded Jim Harbaugh for selecting a defensive player with his first pick. Apparently somebody learned something from Josh McDaniels Broncos draft strategy or Harbaugh's planning on tanking the year to get Andrew Luck in 2012.
8. Tennessee Titans- Jake Locker- Washington- Really..a The last time I checked Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis was not making selections for the Titans, although it sure looks like it with this pick. Seriously, is a players's performance in games less important than the combine and workouts. If I was a general manager, I wouldn't care if his 40 time was 4.1 seconds (it was 4.59 which was good for the 3rd fastest QB time) or how he throws in workouts. The only information that you need to know about Jake Locker are his completion percentages against the Nebraska Blackshirt defense in their two 2010 matchups (16.6 and 31.25% respectively). Editor's note: the Nebraska Cornhusker defense is not an NFL defense. Winning QBs in the NFL have pinpoint accurancy (ie Aaron Rogers, Drew Brees), Jake Locker does not.
9. Dallas Cowboys- Tyron Smith- USC
10. Jacksonville Jaguars- Blaine Gabbert- Missouri- Good opportunity for Gabbert. As a 10th selection, he will not be expected to make an immediate impact. This is good as he has spent a large percentage of his college career in the shotgun and will require some adaptation to play under center. So what's the knock on Gabbert: I don't know if he is a winner by nature. On his biggest stages, he was responsible for major 4th quarter implosions against Nebraska in 2009 (Ndamakung Suh's introduction to the world) and in the Insight Bowl against Iowa this year. I still think this is a good pick here. Could this be the first attempt for the Jaguars to trade for Tim Tebow to save their franchise?
11. Houston Texans- J.J. Watt- Wisconsin
12. Minnesota Vikings- Christian Ponder- Florida State- Too many jokes... Maybe it's not too late to see if Brett "the king of the camera phone" Favre will come back for one more year. Joe Webb breathes a sign of relief. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the Los Angeles Vikings. Somewhere Chris Weinke is shaking his head.
13. Detroit Lions- Nick Fairley- Auburn- The Husker fan in me really wanted to see Prince Amukamura being reunited with Ndamakung Suh with this selection. This might be my favorite pick of the first round. After his dominant performance in the BCS championship game, Fairley's name was floated as high as the number two pick as recently as February or March. Many experts compared his performance in that game with the performance of Nebraska's Ndamakung Suh in the 2009 Big 12 Championship Game. His draft status fell due to concerns about his work ethic. However, by pairing him with Suh and his infectious energy, the Lions may have picked up the piece that will give them the most dominant interior line in the NFL in the near future. Prediction: If Matt Stafford can stay healthy, the Lions will be in the playoffs in 2011 or 2012.
14. St. Louis Rams- Robert Quinn- North Carolina- Missed this year after lying to NCAA investigators about accepting almost $6000 in benefits. This point raises two questions: 1)How do good football players end up playing for the Tar Heels and 2)why isn't Jim Tressel teaching his players to hold out for the big money like Robert Quinn was getting and not just settling for discount tattoos?
15. Miami Dolphins- Mike Poucey- Florida- Miami got confused and thought that they were drafting current Pittsburgh Steeler Markice Pouncey. Ultimately, the Fish are glad that they didn't accidentally take Ted Ginn Jr again.
16. Washington Redskins- Ryan Kerrigan- Purdue- Having recovered from a tire iron attack planned by Tonya Harding, Kerrigan is poised to play OLB for the Landover Native Americans. The good news for Daniel Snyder and Mike Shanahan is that they couldn't possibly screw this pick up as they have needs at every single position on the football field.
17. New England Patriots- Nate Solder-Colorado- Notable for the fact that this was the first New England 1st round pick not involved in a trade since 2007. Solder is a converted tight end who is still adapting to the offensive line. Huge upside. Nice pick.
18. San Diego Chargers- Cory Liuget- Illinois- Never underestimate what the Chargers "strength and conditioning program" (translation: steroids) can do for this defensive lineman. Why is it that everyone blames Shawn Merriman's professional downfall on his knee injury and not because he got busted for steroids? Sammy Sosa and I will never understand that.
19. New York Giants- Prince Amukamura- Nebraska- Projected to go as high as the sixth or seventh pick, this pick was a steal for the Giants. Prince's freefall to 19 may have been multifactorial: Justin Blackmon accumulated over 140 yds receiving day against Amukamura in 2010 and he allowed a total of 18 completions (in contrast to highly ranked Colorado CB Jimmy Smith who allowed only 11 in man coverage this year). Keep in mind that Amukamura's compatriot at CB Alfonso Dennard is also a lockdown CB (2nd team all-Big 12) and as a result Amukamura faced a larger number of targets than he might have faced had he played for a lesser team like the Buffaloes. This ultimately pushed him further down the draft board than initially anticipated.
22. Indianapolis Colts- Anthony Castonzo- Boston College- Apparently the Colts have finally seen Sandra Bullock's the Blind Side and decided that protecting the quarterback is kind of a big deal.
27. Baltimore Raves- Jimmy Smith- Colorado- A million dollar talent with a 10 cent head. He could be the missing piece that fills in a significant hole in an aging Ravens defense that is running out of time to make another run at the Super Bowl (see the 2011 San Antonio Spurs) or he could end up as an extra on the feature length film version of "The Wire." Only allowed 11 completions on 20 targets in man coverage. However, he has been targeted by Boulder Police just as frequently and has multiple failed drug tests and an alcohol charge to show for it. Question: how did the Bengals pass on this guy? He is Cincinnati's kind of guy.
28. New Orleans Saints- Mark Ingram- Alabama- Just curious, am I supposed to get all teary eyed because his dad is a criminal and got busted for money laundering and bank fraud and as a result is in jail and couldn't be there when his son won the Heisman, won the National Title game, or was selected in the NFL draft? OK good, because I didn't.
Did things get better or worse for your team? Please share your thoughts in the comments.
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