Friday, February 25, 2011

Great Moments in Twitter History: Melo Edition

George Karl and Carmelo Anthony are finally getting down to the point of sharing their real feelings for each other http://dpo.st/ifXbxT.  Thankfully Twitter was there to capture this and many other moments that give us a better understanding of what Melo is all about.  Years from now philosophers will place these words next to those of Nietzche and Aristotle, but then realize that they have made a horrible mistake. 

@carmeloanthony Carmelo Anthony
WHEN THE GRASS IS CUT THE SNAKES WILL SHOW.
Perhaps it wasn't the lack of great nightlife or work opportunities for his wife that pushed Melo from Denver.  Apparently, he had tired of caring for his lawn and also suffers from severe Ophidiophobia.  An alternate explanation would be a case of manscaping gone horribly wrong in the Knicks locker room. 

Damn, are u serious. Some people never seize to amaze me. Unbelievable
Not only did he leave Denver to play for his hometown team-the Knicks.  He also has accepted a position at Sloan-Kettering as a staff neurologist.  Apparently even if you are having a tonic-clonic seizure, it would not amaze him.  Unbelievable-Maybe.  Unflappable-Yes. 


Just sitting here thinking bout Black History Month, and how many people have sacrificed so I kld b where I am... http://fb.me/zspwt7Ed
I think he is specifically referring to African-American authors: Langston Hughes and Maya Angelou whose works pale in comparison to Melo's literary prose contained here.  


check me out on #TheDoctors tomorrow! All about taking care of yourself.
3 Feb via
Another less than veiled reference to his alternate career as the baddest baller/epileptologist in the world 

The true measure of a man is not how he lives in times of prosperity but in times of adversity "
 By adversity does he mean a)getting paid $65 million for 4 years to stay in a city with 300 days of sunshine or b)taking $50 million for 4 years to play in the Big Apple.  Way to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and soldier on Horatio Alger!
I just looked at myself in the mirror and my reflection told me "Thank You". Gott go to sleep on that. Lol
Words can't do this justice.  Tweet on Melo!

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